
2010. Weird year, right? So much happened. Good things and bad things seemed to happen almost equally, canceling each other out and coloring the entire year with an odd, hollow tone. But it was, honestly, a pretty good year. I don’t know what else to say about it. Staying vague, right now, seems like the easiest thing to do. And also vague is a pretty good one-word description of the year.
So, the year. Here are the best albums, singles, songs, etc. 2010 gave me:
Top Albums

1. Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
What do we talk about when we talk about My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? There are just too many things to talk about. Every aspect of the album deserves pages and pages of analysis and criticism. But I don’t have that kind of time!!! So instead I’ll leave you with this: think about how awesome it’s going to be to tell your kids about the first time you ever heard “Runaway”.

2. Black Breath, Heavy Breathing
AHhhhHHhhsaahhHHgsaasHslnsHHH sorry cant write much here right now cuz my face is completely melted offff and my bonesa are being crushshsedd as ai typee but butyy this albumm BlACK BREATH is from seattlee and this album kills.s so fast and heavyand unholy andd evil reject Christ spit on –––––the
cross!!!!!!!! ROOOORRRRRR!!– –– –!

3. The Hold Steady, Heaven Is Whenever
Definitely a grower, this album sounds warmer, richer, and better with every single listen. And it’s just gonna keep on doing so. Craig Finn’s weird advice-y wisdom will sound even sager in about 15 years. Jaded old & lame, here I come!

4. LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
This maybe should be higher up on this list. I can’t decide. I’m putting it 4th for now. But really it could be anywhere from 2nd to 8th, I think. It’s very, very good. But something about it… I don’t know. When I first heard it, it was amazing. It was all I listened to. “Drunk Girls,” “All I Want,” and “I Can Change” were never turned off all of last spring. Then I got the whole album when it came out in May and loved it for a week and then sort of forgot about it––but subconsciously or consciously, I am not sure. It probably had to do with personal things going on at the beginning of the summer, but This Is Happening sort of really got me down. I heard it and was still completely in awe of the goodness of the songs, but I felt much less excited and happy about them. They seemed…hollow? No. That’s not it. I don’t know. Cold. Dark, maybe. They seemed too cold and dark and nervously expansive for that part of the summer, for that part of my life. What?

5. Slices, Cruising
Cruising is the debut LP of this Pittsburgh-based noise/punk/hardcore four-piece. It’s amazing. Mushing together the slow death force of sculpted noise and the screamed anger and propulsion of hardcore, this record is a sort of skull-crushing, neck-aching punk journey through some strange and occasionally uncomfortable place. Maybe it’s like the tasteless and worrisome looking world depicted on the album cover: being jaded, old, and lame and cruising a cement plant in a BMW? I can’t tell if that that sounds pleasant or not.

6. Dum Dum Girls, I Will Be
This album just flies by! It is so solid, so catchy, so well produced, so well-edited, and so sweet that it is not unusual to play it two or three times in a row. The subject matter is almost as sweet as the melodies, which are almost as fuzzy as the picture on the cover. This is pop gold. This is bliss.

7. Joanna Newsom, Have One On Me
Drag City always wins.

8. White Boss, White Boss
Olympia, WA, hardcore band with sky-cracking guitar intros/outros. There is a strong tribal, primordial vibe running through the whole thing. It’s almost mind-blowing the first time you hear it. The songs build from static-y haze to earth-moving rumble to hardcore speed and then back to that death rumble. Support Perennial Death!

9. Matthew Dear, Black City
Really pretty, really weird album. The production is like thick grease: everything is smooth but also filthy dirty. And Dear’s voice is the same way, slickly oozing out all over everything, thick and weird. The record sort of came out nowhere, perfectly formed, gunky, sexy, and confident.

10. Beach House, Teen Dream
In which Beach House make their most driving and focused and best record. The previous two Beach House records felt like one long, hazy song. Teen Dream is more assertive, more forward. It’s a sad-tempo walk in the park on a windy day. But there is still purpose! Mostly, that purpose seems to be longing intensely after lost love. Mmm…purpose.
Honorable Mention
No Age, Everything In Between
Insubordinates, Insubordinates
Uffie, Sex Dreams & Denim Jeans
The Art Museums: Rough Frame
The National: High Violet
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Top Singles

1. Puerto Rico Flowers, 2 7″
Doom and love and violence from Clockcleaner’s John Sharkey. His departure as PRF could not be more unexpected or more welcome.

2. Clockcleaner, Auf-Wiedersehen EP
Doom and love and violence from Clockcleaner. Clockcleaner is no more, and this 4-song EP is the last thing they will likely ever release. It is a noble send-off. “Something’s On Her Mind” saves lives.

3. Puerto Rico Flowers, 4 EP
MORE PUERTO RICO FLOWERS!!!!

4. Homostupids, Night Deacon EP
America’s greatest band just proving once again that they are, yes, America’s greatest band. Get on it.

5. The Miracles Club, A New Love EP
I’m told this is pure ’90s acid house adoration and imitation. It sounds like shopping at the Gap and Coogi sweaters, you say? Do love those images! And boy does this deliver!

6. Nite Jewel, Am I Real? EP
Nite Jewel’s music is night music, but not dance music. It’s driving music. It’s alone music. It is slick and sexy and light and airy. It is thoughtful but emotional. It sounds good in an abandoned firehouse with you.

7. Pissed Jeans, Sam Kinison Woman 7″
Need to listen to this a lot more. Need to listen to Pissed Jeans a lot more in general. Very little else is better than Pissed Jeans.

8. Jason Urick, This Is Critical 7″
Wanted to put the Rita’s Shark Knifing 7″ on this list until I realized that it came out in 2009. This is the best noise single I bought this year that came out this year. A-side “This Is Critical” is power, but it’s the b-side, “Invisible Map”, that really burns down your house every time you play it.

9. Bad Taste, I Was A Teenage Jack the Ripper EP
Straight outta upstate New York, Bad Taste delivers this ripping smart-guy hardcore EP. Its two sides are relatively long (five songs per side!) and the “Summertime Blues” cover is pretty damn great. These might be sold out!

10. The Electric Bunnies, Pretty Joanna 7″
I’m not even totally sure if this is even that good, although I know for a fucking fact I love it. It’s sort of mesmerizing. The noise on “Pretty Joanna” gets me into a trance and it starts to sound sweet and warm, the kind of sweet and warm that only almost-oppressive fuzzy feedback can sound.
Honorable Mention
Kim Phuc, Weird Skies 7″
Folded Shirt, Folded Shirt 7″
Jacuzzi Boys, Bricks Or Coconuts 7″
UV Race, I Hate You EP
Fergus & Geronimo, Never Satisfied 7″
You were okay, 2010. Not bad, not bad at all. Have a happy new year!